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Saturday, April 15, 2006

The Greatest Post Ever

O.K... so here begins the longest, most in-depth post ever. I would like to first remember all of the times I've spent blogging, and all I've learned from my fellow bloggers. If I've learned one thing, it's that you should not just post videos without writing anything, especially if they're about little kids getting hurt (even though its hilarious).

I'd also like to remind readers of my feud with Fidel Giamatti. It was a brutal war, featuring mom, wife and fat jokes. But we are all happy it is over and can now look back on it and see how silly we were.

We were all there to see Waldo make his announcement that he was moving to the UAE. That's right, you heard it first on Blogspot. We were there through the actor disses, such as George Clooney, Tom Cruise, and I guess Tom Hanks is the new guy we're ripping on. You know, I don't get why people hate Mr. Hank's so much. I mean, who would have been better in any of his roles? Someone please give me a name (besides Paul Giamatti) of an actor who would have made a better Forrest Gump, or Army Guy, or loser stranded on an island. He was perfect for those roles. You the man Tom!!!













Anyway... I'd like to talk about movies. Snakes on a Plane should be just about the greatest thing to hit the big screen. I wonder what it's about? The title doesn't give any hints so I guess it will be a surprise. Then we have Scary Movie 4. I was fortuante enough to see that with a few of my homies and I gotta say it was quite amusing. But one movie will rise above them all, and that movie is Nacho Libre. Jack Black is in it. Need I say more? You the man Jack!!!

















My fellow bloggers and I have also spent a considerable amount of time talking about 24 on Fox, which is quite possibly the greatest show on telivision. Kiefer Sutherland, who plays Jack Bauer, is also appearing in the upcoming movie The Sentenial. Now if that doesn't look like the best damn thing to hit the big screen, I don't know what does. (Maybe the Da Vinci Code, but now you're just comparing apples and oranges). 24 has brought me to the word of the year: Syntox Nerve Gas. The year isn't even over yet, and I know nothing in the remaining months will compare to the excitement that 24 and the Syntox Nerve Gas crisis has.

Then, we had Bomb's Away. Oh how I will miss the songs that I never even heard. "I hate the Media," "Balls of Steel," and "The 80's Metal Montage," are just a couple of the greatest hits. Unfortuantely, the band broke up after only practicing 2 times. We will never forget you Bomb's Away!!!

I suppose thats all I have to write about now. I'm sure people like Fidel Giamatti will find something bad to say about this post, but I won't let it get to me. Because I know in my heart, that this is a fantastic collection of memories that are enjoyable to read. Thank You to all who have made my blogging experience wonderful thus far.

----Big Lee

3 Comments:

Blogger Waldo J. Cartridge said...

this really is the greatest post ever...BEFORE I POSTED THIS AFTERNOON!

4:55 PM

 
Blogger Paul said...

boring

11:32 PM

 
Blogger Scanman said...

fell asleep before i finished

12:42 PM

 

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