Crocodile Hunter Dead... Or Is He?

It has been all over the news that Steve Irwin, better known as "The Crocodile Hunter," was killed by a sting ray while filming a new show. I've been a supporter of many conspiracy theories in the past, but this one I've figured out for myself. I'm calling it right now... Steve Irwin is still alive.

There are many reasons for my theory:

1. Steve Irwin wrestled Crocodiles countless times without getting a scratch. What are the odds that he'd fall victim to a sting ray? Not very likely.

2. Lets face it... The Crocodile Hunter's popularity has declied in the past two years. What a way to boost it back up.

3. Isn't it convenient that a camera was present during the attack? The video is currently in police custody, but I'm sure eventually it will get in the hands of the press. The video was probably there to prove that the attack was not a hoax, but I'm not buying it.

I've been persecuted many times for my theories, and I'm sure this one will have it share of complaints. But mark my words. Steve Irwin is sitting somewhere (probably with 2pac) drinking a margarita and enjoying the skyrocketing dvd sales of his nature show. One day the, world will know the truth.