Sports Betting

Recently, I've developed a new hobby. That hobby is betting on pro football games (as well as the occasional college game). Not for a huge sum of money, but a little extra cash. It makes me want to pay attention to games I wouldn't normally care about. Once the world series gets underway, I plan to make a fairly substantial bet on one of the two teams.

My new ambition is to move to Las Vegas and make my living betting on sports. I'll start with a very small amount of money, then double that, and double that, and so on and so forth. I'll earn the nickname of "Lucky Lee" and be a local legend. Then, someone who happens to work for ESPN will be in Las Vegas on vacation. We'll be sitting next to each other at a bar and I'll be watching the games, making sure I win. The guy from ESPN will be so amazed by my ability to pick the winning team, and he'll offer me a job on Sports Center. It'll be a small segment called "Lucky Lee's Pick." Then, I'll have a steady income, but that won't stop me from making the occasional trip to Vegas and betting on the games. What a life, huh?