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Saturday, September 30, 2006

Another Sick Nasty Rap

That guy Mich thinks he has the best blog
But he's got nothing on Big Lee's Blog
I know I just rhymed blog with blog
I'll say it one more time: Blog.

Football of the Fantasy
Is one of Big Lee's specialties.
He's got a decent team its true
What can I say? That's how we do.

Bobby M is my nick name
Big Lee is my real name
I know I just rhymed name with name
Don't dare challenge me, rap's my game.

Michard from "What Michard Thinks"
Wears his purples, greens and pinks.
Wears some red and blue and yellow
He really is quite an odd fellow.

Scan Man sure knows how to jive
He knows that 2pac's still alive
He was my ally in the war
We dropped the atomic bomb through Chamber's Locker door

Chambers gossips all the time
And when he's pissed he whines and whines
"The Pillsbury doughboy" is what we call him
If wild dogs saw him they'd surely maul him

And last but certainly not least is Waldo
He's fond of his hair, so don't call him "baldo"
He fills his blog with interesting posts
Other than mine, it's the one I like the most.

Well, thats the rap, it came out good
But I must go back to the hood
Remember my rhymes are all in fun
So if you don't like what I said please don't come after me with a gun.

PEACE

Monday, September 25, 2006

Blog War Over

Alright, Blog War 1 has been over for a few days now, but I just haven't gotten around to posting. Chambers finally surrendered, and Michard just went along with him. Its over now, and Big Lee can put another victory into the record books.

Waldo stated a fact before that was innacurate (But thats nothing new. If you look back at the Da Vinci Code war I had with him you'll see several incorrect "facts"). But anyway, his claim was that his blog was the first of our little group. The truth is that Fidel Giamatti created the first blog. He then convinced Waldo and myself to start one up, which we did the following day. I have a lot of respect for Waldo and his blog, but he just needs to get his facts straight before he goes on boasting. Peace to the world, the war is over, back to normal posts. Look for one soon on Big Lee's Blog.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Blog War One (BWI)

I'm officially declaring this Blog War I. Big Lee's Blog has had a couple blog wars in the past. The Fidel Giamatti conflict back in the early blog days. Or the Waldo War a few months back. But nothing like this. This is huge. All blogs involved, allies, strong attacks... Its crazy.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Chambers = 666

I was rather soft on Chambers in my last post, and he laughed it off and called it no big deal. Well the mother of all posts is upon you, Chambers.

This past year, a boy stricken with Autism touched our hearts when he was put in his high school basketball game and scored 20 points in the last few minutes. I found this story inspiring, but Chambers said, "That autistic kid's a bitch." He then went on to deny he said it. At least take responsibility for it, apologize, and we can move on. We all say things we regret. But Chambers didn't stop at that.

He also has something against gay people. If you read his last post, you'll notice that he said that anyone who doesn't join his side is gay. I have nothing against gay people. If its who you are, its who you are. But Chambers obviously views it as a bad thing. When asked about it today, he said, "I have nothing against those people." What do you mean "Those People?" Chambers. Yet another example of racism. It seems that he doesn't have a problem with minorities, as long as they can go out into the fields and pick more cotton for him.

I always believed that Chambers was the devil himself, but then I saw this picture and now I know for sure that he is.
Racism is not his only poor quality. I'd list his others but I don't think there's enough internet space for all of them. More posts to come. Check out www.edgarscanmanmorrison.blogspot.com as well. Together, we will defeat Chamber and his weak ally Michard.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Shocking John Chambers Photo


Chambers claims to be a huge deomcrat and not like Bush. I've often thought that he secretly likes Bush. Now, its no longer a secret. This photo shows him "chilling with the president."















The photo is small, but you can clearly see they hypocrit Chambers having a grand old time with Bushy Bush. Stay tuned for more John Chambers news, and see my ally, Edgar "Scan man" Morrison at www.edgarscanmanmorrison.blogspot.com do the same.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Crocodile Hunter Dead... Or Is He?


It has been all over the news that Steve Irwin, better known as "The Crocodile Hunter," was killed by a sting ray while filming a new show. I've been a supporter of many conspiracy theories in the past, but this one I've figured out for myself. I'm calling it right now... Steve Irwin is still alive.

There are many reasons for my theory:

1. Steve Irwin wrestled Crocodiles countless times without getting a scratch. What are the odds that he'd fall victim to a sting ray? Not very likely.

2. Lets face it... The Crocodile Hunter's popularity has declied in the past two years. What a way to boost it back up.

3. Isn't it convenient that a camera was present during the attack? The video is currently in police custody, but I'm sure eventually it will get in the hands of the press. The video was probably there to prove that the attack was not a hoax, but I'm not buying it.

I've been persecuted many times for my theories, and I'm sure this one will have it share of complaints. But mark my words. Steve Irwin is sitting somewhere (probably with 2pac) drinking a margarita and enjoying the skyrocketing dvd sales of his nature show. One day the, world will know the truth.