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Friday, March 31, 2006

Review

I've been inspired by a good friend of mine, Waldo J. Cartridge. He asked me to review his book, and I thought, why not start reviewing a variety of things? Well I couldn't think of a reason why not so I did. Here is something I reviewed:

www.ultimate-guitar.com

This website is fantastic. Seriously, I can almost guarantee that any song you could possibly want to play is here on this website. Tabs and chords for bass and guitar... it's all here. I highly recommmend it to all musicians

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Attention: below is something WRITTEN

Many people (actually just the three or four who read my blog) have complained about me not writing enough. If you look at previous posts, you will see many in depth opinions about issues such as racism and the lyrics of Lynyrd Skynyrd. I don't know what my critics consider that, but apparently that isn't writing. I'm hoping this completely original poem is.

I'd like to slap you in the face
I'd like to put you in your place
I'd like to make you feel upset
I'd like to make you not forget
How much you make me want to scream
How much you make me want to dream
That hatred such as yours is gone
At the strike of morning dawn
And all who feel that is not well
Can plain and simply go to Hell.

Long live Journey, Styx, Boston and Rush!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

This is a great never befoe seen episode of 24

http://www.wimp.com/twentyfour/

More Stuff About Racism

While I'm thinking about racism, I'd like to address the issue of racist cops. While there is a percentage of men in blue who use the badge for wrongdoing, there is a much much much larger precentage who help out the citizens of our country. There are racist teachers too, who use racial slurs and teach hate, but there aren't songs about killing them. If I could fight the cops who attack minorities, believe me, I'd do it (or just hire Chuck Norris to do it). But we need to show a healthy respect for those police officers who do help out the community, because we'd be nowhere without them.

Setting Record Straight

I've recieved complaints that my blog does not have enough written. So, I decided to write about something that really PISSES ME OFF!!! What is it, you ask? People who say the band Lynyrd Skynyrd is racist, thats what. I'll start by saying anyone who thinks that is an idiot, to say the least. Their songs consit of beautiful lyrics, such as those that appear in the song "Free Bird."

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.

Racist? I think not. There is also contraversy over the song "Sweet Home Alabama," in which Skynyrd takes a stab at Neil Young. All they actually say is "a southern man don't need him around." Thats not saying they hate anyone, just saying they don't need him. I'd also like to point out that one of the members of the band (Ronnie Van Zant) was BURRIED IN A NEIL YOUNG T-SHIRT!!! You don't get burried in the t-shirt of someone you hate. In reality, the two artists (who both have amazing musical talent) were friends and simply having a friendly "dissing contest." People who call it hate should be hog tied and pushed off a cliff.

As for the Confederate flag that the band often used as a backdrop in their shows, that's simply a symbol. 150 years ago, it represented states rights (which included slavery). Now, it simply represents the South as a region. It is NOT RACIST! Thank you for taking the time to read this, and I hope you see it my way.







Ronnie Van Zant in a Neil Young Shirt.

Monday, March 27, 2006

24 update

24 is on tonight (Monday) at 9 p.m. I'm praying that I don't need to add any more names to the memorial (see previous post). It is going to be intense and I don't know if my fragile heart can take it. To make it even more exciting, Prison Break is on at 8. It's sure to be a fabulous night of television for all those interested.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Here's some funny videos for you to enjoy.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/big-wheel-crash.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPQpppuvlUE&search=scared%20kid

This one's for all you bombs away fans out there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcQcXUX6zDc&search=sister%20christian

Thursday, March 23, 2006

My feud with Fidel Giamatti is over. We can all enjoy eachother's blog's in peace now. (even though mine's better)

Saturday, March 18, 2006

I'd like to introduce everyone out there to a very talented musician, Paul Bourgelais

http://home.comcast.net/~bourgelais/index.html

Friday, March 17, 2006

I'd like to Congratulate Fidel Giamatti on getting married. However, I've recieved requests for me to take her grotesque photo off of my blog.

For those who would still like to see it, click here: http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/fat1.jpg

Fidel Giamatti (http://fidelgiamatti.blogspot.com) is the ugliest guy i've ever seen. Here's his picture

If you're looking for some weird and creepy stuff, check out this site

http://www.jkcinema.com/gamesmov.asp?type=5

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Chuck Norris Jokes

If you love Chuck Norris jokes, all of the best ones are here: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

For those who watch 24 on Fox, you can appreciate this memorial of those who've perished this season













Edgar Stiles












Tony Almeda















President David Palmer















Michelle Dessler



Lynn McGill (photo not available)


Will the cruel folks at Fox kill off more of our favorite characters? We'll have to wait and see

This is just about the funniest thing i've ever seen

http://www.wimp.com/moronrun/